Ohmygod totally RUDE

Some girls are trying on clothes in a thrift store.
Pomona freshman girl #1: ohmygod look at this!
Pomona freshman girl #2: ohmygod shut up!
Girl #3: Shut UP!
Girl #2: SHUT UP!!!
Mexican guy: ay, shut the fuck up.

Overheard by smiley 80's shopper at quality thrift

Right there with ya, broseph

douche #1: I mean, yeah she's hot and all but she looks like a fourteen year old.
douche #2: I'd fuck a fourteen year old

Overheard in Frank dining hall by Mad Duckets

queef when you're quofen to

Drunk Freshman: Lets go PEE in the COOP!!
Senior hanging out with a bunch of drunk freshmen: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overheard in Smith Campus Center by deez nuts

I guess he's got us pegged...

Guy: So, how'd your hot date end up last night?
Girl: Oh, you know me...a lil somethin somethin...
Guy seated nearby: A godless people, certainly!

overheard by a dude in frank dining hall

Funny, I Never Thought Of It That Way Before

harvey mudd boy to girl, walking from class: Number 3, you're a
robot. Number 4, you're a pirate AND a robot. And number 5... BLANK!

overheard by sara at harvey mudd

Yeah, that's just fucking nuts

Nerdy freshman couple: "Pumpkin bagels and pumpkin cream cheese?! What madness is this?!?"

overheard outside the 42nd Street Bagel in the Village by Laughing in LA

Slightly less sticky

freshman girl on cell: Oh my god! I can't believe she TOTALLY hooked up with her math mentor on saturday!
Parent walking past: Sounds like a sticky situation!
freshman girl: TELL me about it!

overheard in mudd-blaisdell courtyard by some shmuck

Talk About a Sticky Situation

pomona boy: oh, yeah, blue whales for sure shoot off, like, gallons of semen.
pomona girl: wait, so are all of the sperms really big?

overheard by andy at frank

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