that's what i call a sticky situation

Group of four semi-geeky freshmen walking side by side: "Let's walk in a trapezoid!"

[they get in the shape of a trapezoid and keep walking]

Alpha girl: "I'm leading the trapezoid!"

that's what i call a sticky situation

Drunk Guy #1: [yelling at 3am outside of Frary on the night of the foam party] "Dude--I can't believe you've been having dreams about my girlfriend. That's messed up."

Drunk Guy #2: "It's her fault!"