don't put me in a box, man

Drunk Dude at Mudd: Dude, I would respect you so much more if you could fit into that box.

Overheard at Mudd next to a very small box, by the same scandalized Scrippsie.

so do we ...?

Excited Girl: This is great! I love white chairs.

Overheard by a Garrison house manager.

oh really?

Scrippsie: ... I've never slept with a professor, by the way.

(overheard in the Motley by a scandalized Scrippsie)

Whaaaat?

Year-old OiC:

Loud Scripps Neighbor: Ugh I don't want to take a shower! I hate showering!
Girl's Roommate: Yeah.
Loud Scripps Neighbor: I fucking hate taking showers! UGH!
Overhearer: (yelling through window to their window) I think you SHOULD take a shower!
Loud Scripps Neighbor: (after a minute passes, offended) What?!

Overheard by clean Scrippsies.

Not-year-old OiC:

Scandalized Girl: I don't need to picture you guys naked!

Guy: Well you're gonna have to!

Overheard in Frary at dinnertime.