What a tard

Nandrew Aino: Hey baby

don't put me in a box, man

Drunk Dude at Mudd: Dude, I would respect you so much more if you could fit into that box.

Overheard at Mudd next to a very small box, by the same scandalized Scrippsie.

so do we ...?

Excited Girl: This is great! I love white chairs.

Overheard by a Garrison house manager.

oh really?

Scrippsie: ... I've never slept with a professor, by the way.

(overheard in the Motley by a scandalized Scrippsie)

Whaaaat?

Year-old OiC:

Loud Scripps Neighbor: Ugh I don't want to take a shower! I hate showering!
Girl's Roommate: Yeah.
Loud Scripps Neighbor: I fucking hate taking showers! UGH!
Overhearer: (yelling through window to their window) I think you SHOULD take a shower!
Loud Scripps Neighbor: (after a minute passes, offended) What?!

Overheard by clean Scrippsies.

Not-year-old OiC:

Scandalized Girl: I don't need to picture you guys naked!

Guy: Well you're gonna have to!

Overheard in Frary at dinnertime.

But dude - this time, no roofies, k?

CMC guy #1: It's so cold and wet. Wanna just black out in our room
tonight?
CMC guy #2: Yeah! That way we don't have to call anybody or go out in
the rain.
CMC guy #3: We can just drink, black out, and get straight into bed.

Overheard leaving harvey mudd dining hall by pretentious Pomona students

this one stands on itself

Complete Meathead: Hey, do you know who Prof. Elliott is?

Not Meathead: Yeah.

Complete Meathead: Is he tight? Is he, like, American?

Not Meathead: Yeah. I guess you could say that. If you really want to know, he's kind of like the school's leading contrarian.

Complete Meathead: Cunt?

Not Meathead: Uhh...yeah, he's real American.

Complete Meathead: Tight.

Overheard in North Quad by Alex.